Miles: “Knock Knock”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Miles: “Banana”
Me: “Banana Who”
Miles: “Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Orange?”
At this point I’m thinking, at least he got the right fruit in there but Miles scrunches up his forehead as I fake laugh and says “Daddy what’s the real joke?” So I decided to humor him again.
Me: “Knock knock”
Miles: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Banana.”
Miles: “Banana who?”
Me: “Knock knock”
Miles: “Go Away!” We both fall to pieces in real laughter.

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From the backseat today, “No, Ruby! No Ruby! That’s not a punchline.”