Olive: “You know what this is daddy?”
Me: " No Olive, what is that" (she’s holding two paint stirrers)
Olive: “Its a gun for catching gooses and ducks with fire and steam”
Me: “Buddy, do you think you’re old enough for a gun?”
Olive: “Oh yeah, Im a very big girl. Very tall”
Me: “Okay then i guess you’re big enough to go to bed without nursing then?”
Olive: “Aye Aye”
Sure enough the kid went to bed in a jiffy, without even mentioning nursing. Still… No guns